Not that they had a party. The suspect was always very clear about this. To the extent that he was never very clear about anything. He first told parliament he was furious with the rest of the country that staff at No. 10 could have parties he knew nothing about. Then, when it turned out that he had actually attended most of the parties about which he knew nothing, he had said that he did not know that parties were parties. Because the presence of cakes, drinks, tables with food and gaps that fill the flower beds was not a very good idea. Around lunch time, things got much worse when Johnson found out he was one of the criminals receiving the FPN. The suspect was no longer the suspect. He was the Convict. It was outrageous. Just because he had passed the law forbidding everyone from meeting during the lockdown, there was no reason to imagine that he was expected to obey the rules. These were only for Little People. The suckers. Narcissists like Johnson had to do what they chose. It was a life governed by their own excellence. It did not help that Carrie had also received an FPN. Wilfred and Romy just had to get used to the fact that both their parents were criminals. And she should have known if Lulu Light had been fined, as you would definitely add it to her account. As it was, she deserved a fine of λι 10,000 for interior design crimes. Not that she would pay hers or anyone else, of course. At least his own. That’s why David Brownlow. The only positive was that Rishi Sunak was also released with FPN. The chancellor had cried when he called. “What should I do?” she cried. “Just pay for it,” the convict had replied. “It’s okay for you. You have a lot of dosh. You can afford it. And you will probably find a way to offset it with taxes in any country – Mauritius, right? – your family submits its returns. ” Sunak had then collapsed because he lied to parliament that he had not gone to a party. What a baby. “I was adamant about that,” he said. Whatevs. Personally, the convict could not see what was so bad about deliberately misleading parliament. It was something he did all the time and none of the Tory MPs seemed to mind. He always found that the best way to escape a lie was to double down on an even bigger lie. And if that’s not working, just keep lying until people get bored. But if Risi wanted to be a witness to himself – imagine the absurdity of expecting a cabinet minister to have some authority! – then he could be his guest. The chancellor could learn the hard way that Johnson had the ability to always drag anyone close to him to his level in the end. As for the Convict, he was not going anywhere. Instead, he would let some of his helpful idiots fill the void. Thank God for Michael Fabricant and Nadine Dorries. While other Tory lawmakers and cabinet ministers were completely silent – it was as if the Conservative Party was completely paralyzed by indecision: it is not every day that your leader writes history as the first prime minister to be found guilty of breaking his laws. And while MPs knew he had to resign, they did not dare to be the first to propose it as there were no obvious alternatives – these two alone held the fort. Micky F managed to offend every doctor and nurse by saying that they had spent most of the lockdown angry, while Nad had essentially reiterated Boris’s divine right to do whatever the hell he liked. Nadine was a soldier. Even if Boris killed someone, he would find a way to blame the victim. Boris Johnson “apologizes” for breaking Covid laws – video But coming at 6 in the afternoon, Katadikos was ready to record a short TV clip. He apologized deeply, he said. Although it did not sound to him. Rather, as he played with the toddler’s haircut, he seemed to blame the police for not interpreting the law in his favor. At BorisWorld, ignorance of the law is a valid excuse, it seems. Johnson just wanted to move on. It would be wrong to resign now because of Ukraine. Although arguably the UK needed a leader with a strong moral compass more than ever these days. And it was not as if the United Kingdom did not have a history of replacing leaders during the war. Not that we are at war. Johnson was noticeably less comfortable when asked questions. Could anyone just forget the fact that he had lied so many times that he had forgotten about what he had lied about and had broken his own rules on many occasions, please. After all, he had lied in good faith because he had really, really believed his own lies. Honest. And if we could just ignore the fact that it is completely unreliable, it would still not face the cost of living and the energy crisis. I mean, he had been to a party for only nine minutes: he was constantly falling. He would not have gone to this long ago – it certainly did not count. Well, well. Then what excuses would the Convict bring when he was fined in the future because he participated in those parties that lasted for hours and where everyone was in the spotlight. The other parties Johnson insisted on never took place. Boris shook his head. He would lie about it when and when he needed to.
